If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
Via It's a Metaphor
“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone
what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just wild
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.– Frank Ocean (via debonaire)
(Source: jackiekeaki)Via When you die can i have your shoes?
Wow the new assassin’s creed looks really different.
Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched– A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros) Via I've got red in my ledger. I'd like to wipe it out
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.
when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more about